Our hall photo (for the annual yearbook) has been taken, and now you too can experience the joy and majesty of the Fifth East population! The names, for your education and amusement, corresponding to the numbers in the outlined diagram of who's who, are:
1. Steven Herbst
2. Jeremy deGuzman
3. Karen Sittig
4. Avril Kenney
5. Irene Zhou
6. Alex Guerra
7. Justin Graves
8. Charles Guan
9. Tiffany Huang
10. Fernando Paniagua
11. Sid Creutz
12. Alex Corella
13. Liz Tsai
14. Jessica Ruprecht
15. Rachel Lewis
16. SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED
17. Sarah "Meldicore" Dee
18. Nick Harrington
19. Rachel Bainbridge
20. Sam Powers
21. Nicole Berdy
22. Danielle Magrogan
23. Jesse Moeller
24. Rosanne Chanchall
25. Kathleen Clark-Adams (yes, I am wearing a gas mask)
26. Donald Guy
27. Chris Chin
28. Anna Brunner
29. Jessi Ambrose
30. George Hansel
31. Sandra Abago
32. Libby Boroson

The gas mask, in the words of Rosanne Chanchall, is "to keep the crazy out." So far, it's worked pretty well...